Stop obsessing over the fact that Susan Grayson is perfect goddesslike senior with breasts, hips, and always gets the boys that I want to date. Apparently, Chris and me are “just good pals.” Just good pals? I don’t need any more friends. Not marry Chris Stevenson, gorgeous, blue-eyed, blond-haired jock, as have just discovered that he is taking Susan Grayson to senior prom instead of me. (during really boring class on atomic chemistry) Think my name encourages Mum to have false hope. To be named for Emmeline Pankhurst, famous British suffragette of Victorian era, is depressing, as am not a stone-throwing, letter-box-burning radical. Have wonderful weekend retreat near Windsor or Balmoral, or similar, so that Her Majesty (or other appropriate royal family member) and international diplomats can visit to discuss progress on Human Rights and World Peace.Ĭhange name. Have wonderful house in Kensington, Chelsea, or similar, providing perfect setting for pop star parties (Elton John and David Bowie will drop in daily for coffee). While being perfect, glamorous, pop star wife (with adequate boobs) and wonderful mother, will also effortlessly juggle career as top businesswoman and ambassador for Human Rights and World Peace.
Plus, bigger boobs are not important compared to Human Rights and World Peace. (after attending first George Michael concert)ĭevelop breasts, like other girls.
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